catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

“Peter was muttering distractedly; Harry caught words such as ‘far-fetched’ and ‘lunacy’ but he couldn’t help paying more attention to the ashen colour of Pettigrew’s face and the way his eyes continued to dart towards the windows and door.”
— In which Peter Pettigrew makes a bloody brilliant pun about Sirius being a dog animagus and Remus a werewolf, yet the entire fandom missed it. (via wickedwitchofthewestofficial)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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  1. me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

ladystilts:

theneverbird:

Relationship goals.

Same

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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